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COOL BUMPER STICKER
DE-ELECT BUSH 2004
Don't be an asshole. Vote Democrat in 2004.
Lottery: A tax on people who can't do math
You non-conformists are all alike.
If you were agoraphobic, you'd be home by now.
4 out of 5 cannibals agree: Vegetarians taste better.
And what difference do you make?
Death to all fanatics
God bless the freaks
I'm marching to a different accordion
What would Xena do?
Deep down inside I'm really very shallow
Drive Carefully: 90% of people are caused by accidents.
Psychedelics often produce psychotic and even violent behavior in those who have never used them
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did: only backwards and in high-heels.
Keep your laws of my body
Women are great leaders, you're following one.
Prochild, pro choice
Wild women don't get the blues
Against abortion? Then don't have one
If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a baby?
Just Say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.
My other car is a broom
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people
If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter-attack.
Actions speak louder than bumper stickers.
I have an ulterior motive for my hidden agenda.
Visualize using your turn signals.
Keep your rosaries off my ovaries.
Change how you see, not how you look.
Every mother is a working mother.
The artless are in charge of funding the arts.
Eye was framed.
I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
Humans aren't the only species on earth? We just act like it.
Honk if you think I'm Jesus.
Religious freedom means any religion.
Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake.
Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
I believe in life before death.
Militant agnostic: I don't know and you don't either.
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains, and I had to eat him.
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
The only constant is change.
HWJD: How would Jesus drive?
God is too big to fit into one religion.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's
easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Spare the fenders, save the trees, give your friend the keys.
Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church.
My Karma ran over your dogma.
Don't get even, get odd!
I'm so homophobic, I can't even touch myself.
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.
Queer: bold or daring, brave, original, unrestrained by existing ideas or conventions, uninhibited.
If you want to wear fur, stop shaving.
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open
Kill your television
Come out, come out WHATEVER you are!
Homophobia is a social disease.
Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
Courtesy is contagious.
I'm straight but not narrow.
Fight prime time- read a book.
Mean people suck
Dare to think for yourself.
The labor movement, the folks who brought you the weekend.
Your silence will not protect you.
America needs a second party.
Our factories are all overseas, all we produce here are rich executives.
I'd rather be smashing imperialism.
I lost my job to an underpaid foreign worker and now neither of us can afford the company product.
Support your local revolution.
When you invite people to think you are inviting revolution.
You can have my gun, when you pry it from my paranoid mentally disturbed, physically ?abusive cold, dead hand.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
Ignore your rights and they'll go away.
A system that robs Peter to pay Paul will always have Paul's support.
Stop repeat offenders? Don't re-elect them
The problems that we face today will not be solved by the people who created them.
Status Quo, Latin for the mess we're in.
No one is free when others are oppressed.
Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
Commit random acts of kindness and senseless beauty.
What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Even a single lamp dispels the darkness.
Homophobia: insecurity about being heterosexual.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths
Oops, I forgot to have kids.
We're here, we're queer, we're fabulous.
Living in fear sucks!
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally.
Guns don't kill people! They just make it real easy.
Nation of sheep ruled by wolves, owned by pigs.
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell.
Radical: Greek meaning to go to the root of the problem
The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all the people.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Stop the war on the working poor
I'm against the death penalty? Look what happened to Jesus.
Join the army; travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting unusual people and kill them.
Under Republicans, man exploits man. Under democrats, it's just the opposite.
Better a bleeding heart than no heart at all.
If you're not outraged, your not paying attention.
Peace begins when the hungry are fed.
You cannot Simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your
consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed individuals can change the world, indeed
it's the only thing that ever has." ~Margaret Mead
Army: Be All You're Told To Be
Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong.
Killing one person is murder? Killing 100,000 is Foreign Policy.
GWB... I didn't vote for his daddy either.
Corporate fathers blame welfare mothers.
Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over, if you just sit there.
AT Exxon we help Jesus walk on water.
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid
people, it is true that most stupid people are
conservative" ~John Stuart Mill
I think therefore I'm dangerous
I don't care if he's dead, I still want to Impeach Nixon.
Feminist Chicks Dig me
A woman's place is everyplace
A woman's place is in the house, senate, and oval office.
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft,
destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." ~Rev. Pat Robertson
"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a
doormat" ~Rebecca West.
I'll be post-feminist in the post-patriarchy.
I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue.
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
God is comin', and she is fat!
Equal rights are not special rights
No child is born a racist.
God, protect me from your followers.
Virgin Mary-Unwed mother
The Christian right is neither
It's your hell, you burn in it
Nuke a gay whale for Christ.
Sex education is birth control
If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?
Why be normal?
There they go! I must hurry after them, for I am their leader.
Notice: Intolerance will not be tolerated.
I pledge allegiance to the earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ
Only you can prevent narcissism.
I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.
Are you a good witch or a bad witch.?
I'm NOT in denial
Praise the children and they will blossom
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize anymore
40% of all statistics are wrong.
When all is said and done, more is said than done.
An erection is not considered personal growth
If God wanted us to be seen naked, we'd have been born that way.
Optimistic-even in the face of reality.
Another American for a work-free drug place