CUSTOM BUMPER STICKERS

Long lasting, outdoor durable vinyl for a great appearance
and easy application. Sticker Size - 1.5" High x 8.5" Wide .
*Adding more letters reduces letter size

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NEED IDEAS? READ THESE SLOGANS!

Step 1 - Choose your message! - Want  to use alternate characters? Use this list... You have the option to either have us setup up your stickers based on information you provide in OPTION 1 or use artwork in OPTION 2 that you have already sent to us for approval!  OPTION 1 Stickers will be created exactly as typed (Casing, spelling etc..)  1st Line (required) 2nd Line (optional) 3rd Line (optional) Check here to make the first line 2 times larger than the others  OPTION 2 Read the FAQ before using pre-approved art View Art Guidelines Check here to use pre-approved art instead Artwork Filename  Quoted Artwork Fees, if any (ex. $5.00) Step 2 - Customize your stickers! Alignment Stretch Center Left Right   View Examples Font (if required) PICK YOUR FONT Agency FB Bold Agency FB Algerian Algerian D American Garamond Bold BT American UncD Americana Italic BT American Typewriter Bold BT American Typewriter Medium BT Andale Mono Arial Black Italic Arial Arial Bold Arial Narrow Bold Italic Arial Black Bard Chiller Comic Sans MS Franklin Gothic Book Franklin Gothic Book Italic Franklin Gothic Demi Franklin Gothic Demi Cond Franklin Gothic Medium Franklin Gothic Medium Cond Franklin Gothic Medium Italic Garamond Garamond Bold Garamond Italic Helvetica President Rage Italic Times New Roman Bold   View Fonts Color Black Background White Foreground White Background Black Foreground   Step 3 - Choose a quantity! Single - $9.95 Pack of 10 - $59.50 Pack of 25 - $78.00 Pack of 50 - $133.50 Pack of 75 - $167.25 Pack of 100 - $195.00 Get a quote for higher quantities!

COOL BUMPER STICKER SLOGANS

• DE-ELECT BUSH 2004
  Don't be an asshole. Vote Democrat in 2004.
  Lottery: A tax on people who can't do math 
  You non-conformists are all alike. 
  If you were agoraphobic, you'd be home by now. 
  4 out of 5 cannibals agree: Vegetarians taste better. 
  And what difference do you make? 
  Death to all fanatics 
  God bless the freaks 
  I'm marching to a different accordion 
  What would Xena do? 
  Deep down inside I'm really very shallow 
  Drive Carefully: 90% of people are caused by accidents. 
  Psychedelics often produce psychotic and even violent behavior in those who have never used them 
  Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did: only backwards and in high-heels. 
  Keep your laws of my body 
  Women are great leaders, you're following one. 
  Prochild, pro choice 
  Wild women don't get the blues 
  Against abortion? Then don't have one 
  If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a baby? 
  Just Say NO! to sex with pro-lifers. 
  My other car is a broom 
  Feminism is the radical notion that women are people 
  If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter-attack. 
  Actions speak louder than bumper stickers. 
  I have an ulterior motive for my hidden agenda. 
  Visualize using your turn signals. 
  Keep your rosaries off my ovaries. 
  Change how you see, not how you look. 
  Every mother is a working mother. 
  The artless are in charge of funding the arts. 
  Eye was framed. 
  Assume nothing 
  I give evolution two opposable thumbs up! 
  Humans aren't the only species on earth? We just act like it. 
  Honk if you think I'm Jesus. 
  Religious freedom means any religion. 
  Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake. 
  Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. 
  I believe in life before death. 
  Militant agnostic: I don't know and you don't either. 
  If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car? 
  God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains, and I had to eat him. 
  You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. 
  Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. 
  The only constant is change. 
  HWJD: How would Jesus drive? 
  God is too big to fit into one religion. 
  People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. 
  Spare the fenders, save the trees, give your friend the keys. 
  Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church. 
  My Karma ran over your dogma. 
  Question Gender 
  Don't get even, get odd! 
  I'm so homophobic, I can't even touch myself. 
  The buck doesn't even slow down here. 
  Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes. 
  Queer: bold or daring, brave, original, unrestrained by existing ideas or conventions, uninhibited. 
  If you want to wear fur, stop shaving. 
  Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open 
  Kill your television 
  Come out, come out WHATEVER you are! 
  Homophobia is a social disease. 
  Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends. 
  Courtesy is contagious. 
  I'm straight but not narrow. 
  Fight prime time- read a book. 
  Mean people suck 
  Dare to think for yourself. 
  The labor movement, the folks who brought you the weekend. 
  Your silence will not protect you. 
  America needs a second party. 
  Our factories are all overseas, all we produce here are rich executives. 
  I'd rather be smashing imperialism. 
  I lost my job to an underpaid foreign worker and now neither of us can afford the company product. 
  Support your local revolution. 
  When you invite people to think you are inviting revolution. 
  You can have my gun, when you pry it from my paranoid mentally disturbed, physically ?abusive cold, dead hand. 
  Condoms are easier to change than diapers. 
  Ignore your rights and they'll go away. 
  A system that robs Peter to pay Paul will always have Paul's support. 
  Stop repeat offenders? Don't re-elect them 
  The problems that we face today will not be solved by the people who created them. 
  Status Quo, Latin for the mess we're in. 
  No one is free when others are oppressed. 
  Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable. 
  You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. 
  Commit random acts of kindness and senseless beauty. 
  What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness. 
  The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. 
  Even a single lamp dispels the darkness. 
  Lick Bush 
  Homophobia: insecurity about being heterosexual. 
  If only closed minds came with closed mouths 
  Oops, I forgot to have kids. 
  We're here, we're queer, we're fabulous. 
  Living in fear sucks!
  If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally. 
  Guns don't kill people! They just make it real easy. 
  Nation of sheep ruled by wolves, owned by pigs. 
  Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell. 
  Radical: Greek meaning to go to the root of the problem 
  The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all the people. 
  When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. 
  Stop the war on the working poor 
  I'm against the death penalty? Look what happened to Jesus. 
  Join the army; travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting unusual people and kill them. 
  Under Republicans, man exploits man. Under democrats, it's just the opposite. 
  Better a bleeding heart than no heart at all. 
  If you're not outraged, your not paying attention. 
  Peace begins when the hungry are fed. 
  You cannot Simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. 
  It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. 
  "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt 
  "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed individuals can change the world, indeed it's the only thing that ever has." ~Margaret Mead 
  Army: Be All You're Told To Be 
  Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong. 
  Killing one person is murder? Killing 100,000 is Foreign Policy. 
  GWB... I didn't vote for his daddy either. 
  Corporate fathers blame welfare mothers. 
  Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long. 
  Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over, if you just sit there. 
  AT Exxon we help Jesus walk on water. 
  "Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative" ~John Stuart Mill 
  I think therefore I'm dangerous 
  I don't care if he's dead, I still want to Impeach Nixon. 
  Feminist Chicks Dig me 
  A woman's place is everyplace 
  A woman's place is in the house, senate, and oval office. 
  "Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." ~Rev. Pat Robertson 
  "I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat" ~Rebecca West. 
  I'll be post-feminist in the post-patriarchy. 
  I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue. 
  Well-behaved women rarely make history. 
  God is comin', and she is fat! 
  Equal rights are not special rights 
  No child is born a racist. 
  God, protect me from your followers. 
  Virgin Mary-Unwed mother 
  The Christian right is neither 
  It's your hell, you burn in it 
  Nuke a gay whale for Christ. 
  Sex education is birth control 
  If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours? 
  Why be normal? 
  There they go! I must hurry after them, for I am their leader. 
  Notice: Intolerance will not be tolerated. 
  I pledge allegiance to the earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins. 
  Imagination is more important than knowledge. 
  Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ 
  Only you can prevent narcissism. 
  I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death. 
  Are you a good witch or a bad witch.? 
  I'm NOT in denial 
  Praise the children and they will blossom 
  I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize anymore 
  40% of all statistics are wrong. 
  When all is said and done, more is said than done. 
  An erection is not considered personal growth 
  If God wanted us to be seen naked, we'd have been born that way. 
  Optimistic-even in the face of reality. 
  Another American for a work-free drug place 

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